Wile E. Coyote says the reason he spends so much time chasing Road Runner is that every part of the bird tastes great; everything from caramel to cheddar cheese and even a double martini.
Well the elephant doesn’t taste like a road runner. Sure every, now and then you find a chocolate truffle but just as often you find a piece that tastes like a vomit flavored Jelly Belly (yes they do exist).
Mostly the elephant tastes like broccoli, peas or some other vegetable, that you like a little, or not very much, but you know it is good for you.
If you are not prepared to eat broccoli for every meal for awhile and maybe even a long while…it might be best to save yourself the time, effort and money and wait until you are.
Next time I’ll talk about time. How long does it takes to each an elephant?
Please pass the Brussels sprouts, NOT!
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