“Crikey mate now you’ve gone too far!” exclaimed the ghost of Steve Irwin, “cutting up elephants and keeping them in your freezer.”
Wait, before you rat me out to the Wildlife Protection Agency. You can call off the Forestry Feds. I’m not going to prison to be some bad man’s boyfriend.
If you have not already figured it out the beast I’m attempting to consume is my college degree.
Now we can stop talking in riddles and generalities and start doing some actual work…college level schoolwork.
Please forgive the metaphor, I did not mean to upset anyone.
Lay back down Steve and God bless your soul.
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